4.8/5 from 866+ reviews
·Hand-poured in Brisbane
·Free shipping over $80
·Free personalised gift note
·1–2 day dispatch
·Vegan soy wax
·33hr burn time
·Crackling wooden wick
·4.8/5 from 866+ reviews
·Hand-poured in Brisbane
·Free shipping over $80
·Free personalised gift note
·1–2 day dispatch
·Vegan soy wax
·33hr burn time
·Crackling wooden wick
·
Candles that say what you’re thinking.
Funny & Custom Candles
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'Relax B*tch' | Funny Soy Candle
4.5 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Best Bitches | Gifting Candle
4.3 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Welcome to the sh*tshow, here's your candle. | Gifting Candle
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Memorial Soy Candle: Condolences Gift | Gifting Candle
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'Karma' | Funny Soy Candle
5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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✏️ Personalise it
Custom Happy Place | Personalised Candle
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Smells like it's not your problem anymore | Gifting Candle
4.5 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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I tolerate you | Gifting Candle
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✏️ Personalise it
Custom You Light Up My Life| Gifting Candle
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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This candle is cheaper than therapy | Gifting Candle
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Best Farter Ever | Funny Fathers Day Gift
4.5 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Could’ve been neighbors. But congrats, I suppose | Gifting Candle
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Better than flowers, lasts longer than cake. | Gifting Candle
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You're My Boo | Gifting Candle
4.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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'Ya Basic. And That's Okay.' | Funny Soy Candle
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Good luck finding better coworkers than us | Gifting Candle
4.5 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Smells like I own this f*cking place | Gifting Candle
4.5 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Therapy's Expensive, This is Cheaper | Gifting Candle
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Light me, witch. | Halloween Candle
4.5 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Mum, you were right about almost everything | Mother's Day Candle
Regular price $34.95Regular priceUnit price / per$0.00Sale price $34.95
FAQ's
How long does it take to get my order?
We are fast! Expect next business day dispatch plus shipping time. Most orders arrive within 3-7 business days.
How does the Buy 2, Get 1 Free deal work?
Just add 3 candles to your cart, and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout—no code needed!
You can pick any 3 candles (same or different) and still get the freebie.
Are your candles pet-friendly?
Yes! Our soy wax candles are phthalate-free and pet-safe, so your furry friends can enjoy the good smells too.
How strong are your candle scents?
We don’t do weak candles here! Our soy wax candles are made with high-quality fragrance oils designed to fill a room with scent, not just sit there looking pretty.
Funny Personalised Candles That Actually Get a Laugh
Looking for a gift that'll land better than another bottle of wine? Our funny personalised candles are hand-poured in Brisbane using premium soy wax and topped with a custom label you design yourself. Pop on a witty one-liner, an inside joke, or a message that'll have them cackling before they even light the wick.
Personalised soy candles make the perfect gift for birthdays, housewarmings, engagements, Mother's Day, Father's Day, thank-you gifts, or the classic "just because I like you more than most people" moment. Each candle is Australian-made, clean-burning, and designed to bring warmth, laughter, and a bit of personality into any room.























