
Scents That Feel Like Memories
Candles that say what you’re thinking.
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Manifest that shit | Gifting Candle
4.2 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Swiftie Definition | Gifting Scented Candle
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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'My Anxiety Is Chronic But This Ass Is Iconic' | Funny Soy Candle
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Having me as a girlfriend is really the only gift you need | Gifting Candle
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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'Relax B*tch' | Funny Soy Candle
4.5 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Best Bitches | Gifting Candle
4.3 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Welcome to the sh*tshow, here's your candle. | Gifting Candle
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'Karma' | Funny Soy Candle
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Custom Happy Place | Personalised Candle
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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I tolerate you | Gifting Candle
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This candle is cheaper than therapy | Gifting Candle
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Best Farter Ever | Funny Fathers Day Gift
4.5 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Custom You Light Up My Life| Gifting Candle
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You're My Boo | Gifting Candle
4.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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'Ya Basic. And That's Okay.' | Funny Soy Candle
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Could’ve been neighbors. But congrats, I suppose | Gifting Candle
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FAQ's
How long does it take to get my order?
We are fast! Expect next business day dispatch plus shipping time. Most orders arrive within 3-7 business days.
How does the Buy 2, Get 1 Free deal work?
Just add 3 candles to your cart, and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout—no code needed!
You can pick any 3 candles (same or different) and still get the freebie.
Are your candles pet-friendly?
Yes! Our soy wax candles are phthalate-free and pet-safe, so your furry friends can enjoy the good smells too.
How strong are your candle scents?
We don’t do weak candles here! Our soy wax candles are made with high-quality fragrance oils designed to fill a room with scent, not just sit there looking pretty.
Funny Personalised Candles for Every Gift Occasion
Make gifting unforgettable with our funny personalised candles by Lustrous Crystals. Hand-poured with premium soy wax, each candle comes with a custom label so you can add your own witty message — perfect for birthdays, housewarmings, thank-yous, or just because.
These aren’t ordinary candles; they’re thoughtful, hilarious conversation starters that bring warmth, laughter, and personality into any home. Whether you’re celebrating big milestones or small moments, our custom gift candles are the perfect way to show you care (with a cheeky twist).