Candles that say what you’re thinking.

Funny & Custom Candles

FAQ's

How long does it take to get my order?

We are fast! Expect next business day dispatch plus shipping time. Most orders arrive within 3-7 business days.

How does the Buy 2, Get 1 Free deal work?

Just add 3 candles to your cart, and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout—no code needed!

You can pick any 3 candles (same or different) and still get the freebie.

Are your candles pet-friendly?

Yes! Our soy wax candles are phthalate-free and pet-safe, so your furry friends can enjoy the good smells too.

How strong are your candle scents?

We don’t do weak candles here! Our soy wax candles are made with high-quality fragrance oils designed to fill a room with scent, not just sit there looking pretty.

Funny Personalised Candles That Actually Get a Laugh

Looking for a gift that'll land better than another bottle of wine? Our funny personalised candles are hand-poured in Brisbane using premium soy wax and topped with a custom label you design yourself. Pop on a witty one-liner, an inside joke, or a message that'll have them cackling before they even light the wick.

Personalised soy candles make the perfect gift for birthdays, housewarmings, engagements, Mother's Day, Father's Day, thank-you gifts, or the classic "just because I like you more than most people" moment. Each candle is Australian-made, clean-burning, and designed to bring warmth, laughter, and a bit of personality into any room.