4.8/5 from 866+ reviews
·Hand-poured in Brisbane
·Free shipping over $80
·Free personalised gift note
·1–2 day dispatch
·Vegan soy wax
·33hr burn time
·Crackling wooden wick
·4.8/5 from 866+ reviews
·Hand-poured in Brisbane
·Free shipping over $80
·Free personalised gift note
·1–2 day dispatch
·Vegan soy wax
·33hr burn time
·Crackling wooden wick
·
Candles that say what you’re thinking.
Funny & Custom Candles
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Smells like a Bunnings sausage sizzle | Gifting Candle
4.5 / 5.0
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Old as fck, still hot as fck | Gifting Candle
4.5 / 5.0
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I turned out awesome | Mother's Day Candle
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Happy Valentines Candle | Gifting Candle
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Happy Mother's Day Mum | Mother's Day Candle
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Mum, you make life beautiful | Mother's Day Candle
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This meeting could have been an email | Gifting Candle
4.5 / 5.0
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100% that witch. | Halloween Candle
4.5 / 5.0
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Smells like a nurse in this b*tch | Gifting Candle
4.5 / 5.0
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Therapy helps. Profanity is faster and cheaper. | Gifting Candle
4.5 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Mum, you are my home | Mother's Day Candle
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Merry F*cking Christmas | Gifting Candle
4.5 / 5.0
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Mum. Wife. F*cking legend. | Gifting Candle
4.5 / 5.0
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My favourite child gave me this candle | Gifting Candle
4.5 / 5.0
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Smells like [Name] is one Aperol away from a divorce | Gifting Candle
4.5 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
Regular price $34.95Regular priceUnit price / per$0.00Sale price $34.95
FAQ's
How long does it take to get my order?
We are fast! Expect next business day dispatch plus shipping time. Most orders arrive within 3-7 business days.
How does the Buy 2, Get 1 Free deal work?
Just add 3 candles to your cart, and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout—no code needed!
You can pick any 3 candles (same or different) and still get the freebie.
Are your candles pet-friendly?
Yes! Our soy wax candles are phthalate-free and pet-safe, so your furry friends can enjoy the good smells too.
How strong are your candle scents?
We don’t do weak candles here! Our soy wax candles are made with high-quality fragrance oils designed to fill a room with scent, not just sit there looking pretty.
Funny Personalised Candles That Actually Get a Laugh
Looking for a gift that'll land better than another bottle of wine? Our funny personalised candles are hand-poured in Brisbane using premium soy wax and topped with a custom label you design yourself. Pop on a witty one-liner, an inside joke, or a message that'll have them cackling before they even light the wick.
Personalised soy candles make the perfect gift for birthdays, housewarmings, engagements, Mother's Day, Father's Day, thank-you gifts, or the classic "just because I like you more than most people" moment. Each candle is Australian-made, clean-burning, and designed to bring warmth, laughter, and a bit of personality into any room.


















