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Tahitian Vanilla

"Rich, exotic vanilla with a hint of coconut, like a warm island evening that lingers on your skin."

Top Coconut milk, malt
Heart Tahitian vanilla, cream
Base Caramel, warm musk

Lemongrass & Sage

"Sunday morning herbs on the windowsill after the rain, bright, earthy, and completely calm."

Top Lemongrass, sparkling citrus
Heart Fresh sage, garden herbs
Base Earthy greens, white musk

Sea Salt & Driftwood

"Windows down on a coastal drive, sun-bleached wood, ocean air, and nowhere to be."

Top Lemon zest, ocean breeze
Heart Lavender, cyclamen, sea salt
Base Driftwood, white amber

Japanese Honeysuckle

"Walking past the neighbour's fence in January when their garden's in full bloom, sweet and intoxicating."

Top Green leaves, citrus blossom
Heart Honeysuckle, jasmine
Base Soft musk, powdery woods

Kakadu Plum

"Tropical fruit stand in the middle of summer, juicy, bright, and completely addictive."

Top Passion fruit, fresh lime
Heart Guava, melon, plum
Base Coconut, tonka bean

Strawberries & Cream

"Pavlova at Christmas lunch, ripe berries, thick cream, and someone asking for seconds."

Top Ripe strawberry, red berries
Heart Vanilla cream, sugar
Base Tonka bean, warm musk

Amalfi Coast

"Linen shirt, Aperol in hand, and a view that makes you forget what day it is."

Top Fresh lime, wild freesia
Heart Lavender, ocean air
Base Driftwood, sea minerals

Coconut Cream

"First day of holidays, sunscreen, smoothie bowls, and absolutely nothing on the calendar."

Top Fresh coconut, tropical breeze
Heart Whipped cream, vanilla
Base Coconut milk, soft sandalwood
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  • Light When 'Name' Farts | Funny Gifting Candle

    Light When 'Name' Farts | Funny Gifting Candle

    Light When 'Name' Farts | Funny Gifting Candle

    5.0 / 5.0

    (3) 3 total reviews

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  • Best Farter Ever | Funny Fathers Day Gift

    Best Farter Ever | Funny Fathers Day Gift

    Best Farter Ever | Funny Fathers Day Gift

    4.5 / 5.0

    (2) 2 total reviews

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  • Could’ve been neighbors. But congrats, I suppose | Gifting Candle

    Could’ve been neighbors. But congrats, I suppose | Gifting Candle

    Could’ve been neighbors. But congrats, I suppose | Gifting Candle

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  • 100% that witch. | Halloween Candle

    100% that witch. | Halloween Candle

    100% that witch. | Halloween Candle

    4.5 / 5.0

    (2) 2 total reviews

    Regular price $34.95
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  • Light me, witch. | Halloween Candle

    Light me, witch. | Halloween Candle

    Light me, witch. | Halloween Candle

    4.5 / 5.0

    (2) 2 total reviews

    Regular price $34.95
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  • Therapy's Expensive, This is Cheaper | Gifting Candle

    Therapy's Expensive, This is Cheaper | Gifting Candle

    Therapy's Expensive, This is Cheaper | Gifting Candle

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  • Better than flowers, lasts longer than cake. | Gifting Candle

    Better than flowers, lasts longer than cake. | Gifting Candle

    Better than flowers, lasts longer than cake. | Gifting Candle

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  • Memorial Soy Candle: Condolences Gift | Gifting Candle

    Memorial Soy Candle: Condolences Gift | Gifting Candle

    Memorial Soy Candle: Condolences Gift | Gifting Candle

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  • Sorrento Luxe

    Sorrento Luxe

    Sorrento Luxe

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  • Happy Mother's Day Mum | Mother's Day Candle

    Happy Mother's Day Mum | Mother's Day Candle

    Happy Mother's Day Mum | Mother's Day Candle

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  • Mum, you make life beautiful | Mother's Day Candle

    Mum, you make life beautiful | Mother's Day Candle

    Mum, you make life beautiful | Mother's Day Candle

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  • I turned out awesome | Mother's Day Candle

    I turned out awesome | Mother's Day Candle

    I turned out awesome | Mother's Day Candle

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  • Mum, you were right about almost everything | Mother's Day Candle

    Mum, you were right about almost everything | Mother's Day Candle

    Mum, you were right about almost everything | Mother's Day Candle

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  • Mum, you are my home | Mother's Day Candle

    Mum, you are my home | Mother's Day Candle

    Mum, you are my home | Mother's Day Candle

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  • Smells like [Name] is one Aperol away from a divorce | Gifting Candle

    Smells like [Name] is one Aperol away from a divorce | Gifting Candle

    Smells like [Name] is one Aperol away from a divorce | Gifting Candle

    4.5 / 5.0

    (2) 2 total reviews

    Regular price $34.95
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  • My favourite child gave me this candle | Gifting Candle

    My favourite child gave me this candle | Gifting Candle

    My favourite child gave me this candle | Gifting Candle

    4.5 / 5.0

    (2) 2 total reviews

    Regular price $34.95
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