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Tahitian Vanilla

"Rich, exotic vanilla with a hint of coconut, like a warm island evening that lingers on your skin."

Top Coconut milk, malt
Heart Tahitian vanilla, cream
Base Caramel, warm musk

Lemongrass & Sage

"Sunday morning herbs on the windowsill after the rain, bright, earthy, and completely calm."

Top Lemongrass, sparkling citrus
Heart Fresh sage, garden herbs
Base Earthy greens, white musk

Sea Salt & Driftwood

"Windows down on a coastal drive, sun-bleached wood, ocean air, and nowhere to be."

Top Lemon zest, ocean breeze
Heart Lavender, cyclamen, sea salt
Base Driftwood, white amber

Japanese Honeysuckle

"Walking past the neighbour's fence in January when their garden's in full bloom, sweet and intoxicating."

Top Green leaves, citrus blossom
Heart Honeysuckle, jasmine
Base Soft musk, powdery woods

Kakadu Plum

"Tropical fruit stand in the middle of summer, juicy, bright, and completely addictive."

Top Passion fruit, fresh lime
Heart Guava, melon, plum
Base Coconut, tonka bean

Strawberries & Cream

"Pavlova at Christmas lunch, ripe berries, thick cream, and someone asking for seconds."

Top Ripe strawberry, red berries
Heart Vanilla cream, sugar
Base Tonka bean, warm musk

Amalfi Coast

"Linen shirt, Aperol in hand, and a view that makes you forget what day it is."

Top Fresh lime, wild freesia
Heart Lavender, ocean air
Base Driftwood, sea minerals

Coconut Cream

"First day of holidays, sunscreen, smoothie bowls, and absolutely nothing on the calendar."

Top Fresh coconut, tropical breeze
Heart Whipped cream, vanilla
Base Coconut milk, soft sandalwood
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    Smells like a Bunnings sausage sizzle | Gifting Candle

    Smells like a Bunnings sausage sizzle | Gifting Candle

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  • Smells like I own this f*cking place | Gifting Candle

    Smells like I own this f*cking place | Gifting Candle

    Smells like I own this f*cking place | Gifting Candle

    4.5 / 5.0

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  • This meeting could have been an email | Gifting Candle

    This meeting could have been an email | Gifting Candle

    This meeting could have been an email | Gifting Candle

    4.5 / 5.0

    (2) 2 total reviews

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  • Smells like it's not your problem anymore | Gifting Candle

    Smells like it's not your problem anymore | Gifting Candle

    Smells like it's not your problem anymore | Gifting Candle

    4.5 / 5.0

    (2) 2 total reviews

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  • Mum. Wife. F*cking legend. | Gifting Candle

    Mum. Wife. F*cking legend. | Gifting Candle

    Mum. Wife. F*cking legend. | Gifting Candle

    4.5 / 5.0

    (2) 2 total reviews

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  • Therapy helps. Profanity is faster and cheaper. | Gifting Candle

    Therapy helps. Profanity is faster and cheaper. | Gifting Candle

    Therapy helps. Profanity is faster and cheaper. | Gifting Candle

    4.5 / 5.0

    (2) 2 total reviews

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  • Good luck finding better coworkers than us | Gifting Candle

    Good luck finding better coworkers than us | Gifting Candle

    Good luck finding better coworkers than us | Gifting Candle

    4.5 / 5.0

    (2) 2 total reviews

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  • Old as fck, still hot as fck | Gifting Candle

    Old as fck, still hot as fck | Gifting Candle

    Old as fck, still hot as fck | Gifting Candle

    4.5 / 5.0

    (2) 2 total reviews

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  • Smells like a nurse in this b*tch | Gifting Candle

    Smells like a nurse in this b*tch | Gifting Candle

    Smells like a nurse in this b*tch | Gifting Candle

    4.5 / 5.0

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  • Merry F*cking Christmas | Gifting Candle

    Merry F*cking Christmas | Gifting Candle

    Merry F*cking Christmas | Gifting Candle

    4.5 / 5.0

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