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I'd shank a bitch for you right in the kidney | Gifting Candle

I'd shank a bitch for you right in the kidney | Gifting Candle

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Say hello our funny 'I'd shank a bitch for you right in the kidney' soy candle. A funny gift idea for the bestfriend in your life.

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  • Scent description in product pictures.
  • 200g | 33hr Burn Time
  • Crackling Wooden Wick
  • Hand poured in Small Batches

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WARNING: Do not leave candle unattended for long periods of time. Although this candle smells amazing, please do not ingest.

Our Scents

Not sure which scent? Here's what you're in for.

Tahitian Vanilla

"Rich, exotic vanilla with a hint of coconut, like a warm island evening that lingers on your skin."

Top Coconut milk, malt
Heart Tahitian vanilla, cream
Base Caramel, warm musk

Lemongrass & Sage

"Sunday morning herbs on the windowsill after the rain, bright, earthy, and completely calm."

Top Lemongrass, sparkling citrus
Heart Fresh sage, garden herbs
Base Earthy greens, white musk

Sea Salt & Driftwood

"Windows down on a coastal drive, sun-bleached wood, ocean air, and nowhere to be."

Top Lemon zest, ocean breeze
Heart Lavender, cyclamen, sea salt
Base Driftwood, white amber

Japanese Honeysuckle

"Walking past the neighbour's fence in January when their garden's in full bloom, sweet and intoxicating."

Top Green leaves, citrus blossom
Heart Honeysuckle, jasmine
Base Soft musk, powdery woods

Kakadu Plum

"Tropical fruit stand in the middle of summer, juicy, bright, and completely addictive."

Top Passion fruit, fresh lime
Heart Guava, melon, plum
Base Coconut, tonka bean

Strawberries & Cream

"Pavlova at Christmas lunch, ripe berries, thick cream, and someone asking for seconds."

Top Ripe strawberry, red berries
Heart Vanilla cream, sugar
Base Tonka bean, warm musk

Amalfi Coast

"Linen shirt, Aperol in hand, and a view that makes you forget what day it is."

Top Fresh lime, wild freesia
Heart Lavender, ocean air
Base Driftwood, sea minerals

Coconut Cream

"First day of holidays, sunscreen, smoothie bowls, and absolutely nothing on the calendar."

Top Fresh coconut, tropical breeze
Heart Whipped cream, vanilla
Base Coconut milk, soft sandalwood

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Dispatched via Australia Post.

Dimensions:

Height: 90mm

Width: 70mm

Jar Capacity: 250ml, 200g Soy Wax. (33hrs)

Production Time

All orders are processed and shipped out within 1-2 business days.

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Why You’ll Love It

Customisable & One-of-a-Kind

Make it your own, a special memory, inside joke, name or celebration. The possibilities are endless.

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Deliciously Strong Scents

Hand-poured eco-friendly soy wax with premium fragrances that actually fill a room. Quality, thick amber jars.

Handmade in Australia

No mass production, just pure candle magic using the highest quality ingredients we can.

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Candles with attitude.

Funny. Personal. A bit unhinged.

5.0

"Smells incredible. Reads my mind. 10/10."

 5.0

"Cannot stop laughing every time I light this.This is my entire childhood in a jar."

 5.0

"Yum yum YUM!!"

 5.0

"Smells like my Friday night justification."

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