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Say hello our funny 'You're my favourite bitch to bitch about bitches with' soy candle. A funny gift idea for the bestfriend in your life.
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WARNING: Do not leave candle unattended for long periods of time. Although this candle smells amazing, please do not ingest.
Not sure which scent? Here's what you're in for.
Tahitian Vanilla
"Rich, exotic vanilla with a hint of coconut, like a warm island evening that lingers on your skin."
Lemongrass & Sage
"Sunday morning herbs on the windowsill after the rain, bright, earthy, and completely calm."
Sea Salt & Driftwood
"Windows down on a coastal drive, sun-bleached wood, ocean air, and nowhere to be."
Japanese Honeysuckle
"Walking past the neighbour's fence in January when their garden's in full bloom, sweet and intoxicating."
Kakadu Plum
"Tropical fruit stand in the middle of summer, juicy, bright, and completely addictive."
Strawberries & Cream
"Pavlova at Christmas lunch, ripe berries, thick cream, and someone asking for seconds."
Amalfi Coast
"Linen shirt, Aperol in hand, and a view that makes you forget what day it is."
Coconut Cream
"First day of holidays, sunscreen, smoothie bowls, and absolutely nothing on the calendar."
Dispatched via Australia Post.
Height: 90mm
Width: 70mm
Jar Capacity: 250ml, 200g Soy Wax. (33hrs)
All orders are processed and shipped out within 1-2 business days.
Overall rating: 4.1666665 / 5 from 12 reviews.
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— Tricia P. (5/5)
"Beautiful candle, smells amazing and funny unique gift"
— Isabella C. (5/5)
"Very disappointed with the size. Not worth the price."
— Narelle (1/5)
"Awesome"
— Kristene (5/5)
"A lovely candle. It's for a friend for her birthday, I haven't seen her yet to give it to her, but she'll love it."
— Karen-Lee O. (5/5)
"Ideal present for my friend"
— Bec M. (5/5)
"Only small candles so a bit pricey Will make cool gifts"
— pauline (4/5)
"Love these candles. A great Christmas gift, just wish the scent was a little stronger."
— Jade (4/5)
"I still have not received my candle after I ordered weeks ago"
— Jayde D. (2/5)
"Love this!"
— Jenny N. (5/5)

You're my favorite bitch | Gifting Candle
$34.95
Made in Brisbane • Secure checkout
Add a name, message, inside joke, or special memory to create a candle that feels like it was made just for them.
Hand-poured with premium fragrance oils and a soy wax blend designed to fill the room with a warm, delicious scent.
Made in Brisbane in small batches, with a free gift note available so it can be sent straight to their door.
★★★★★
Funny. Personal. A bit unhinged.
Not your average candle gift
Hand-poured soy candles with labels that do the talking, for the people who already have everything except a sense of restraint.
A candle with a label they'll actually screenshot.
Funny, cheeky, personal, and impossible to ignore.
Birthdays, besties, housewarmings, breakups, mums, coworkers, and "just because".
Funny enough to gift, pretty enough to keep out.
Soy wax blend, crackling wooden wick, and dessert-inspired scents.
Because boring gifts are officially cancelled.
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