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Personalised 'Last F##K' | Funny Soy Candle

Personalised 'Last F##K' | Funny Soy Candle

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Brisbane Made
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Hand-poured & dispatched from Brisbane in 1–2 business days
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Say hello to our hilarious one of a kind candle for when you're down to your last f**k...and it's on fire! Makes the perfect funny gift idea.

Add your personalised name in the box below, make sure to double check the spelling.

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  • 200g | 33hr Burn Time
  • Crackling Wooden Wick
  • Hand poured in Small Batches

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Note: It doesn't matter is you add the 's at the end or not. All labels are corrected. 

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WARNING: Do not leave candle unattended for long periods of time. Although this candle smells amazing, please do not ingest.

Our Scents

Not sure which scent? Here's what you're in for.

Tahitian Vanilla

"Rich, exotic vanilla with a hint of coconut, like a warm island evening that lingers on your skin."

Top Coconut milk, malt
Heart Tahitian vanilla, cream
Base Caramel, warm musk

Lemongrass & Sage

"Sunday morning herbs on the windowsill after the rain, bright, earthy, and completely calm."

Top Lemongrass, sparkling citrus
Heart Fresh sage, garden herbs
Base Earthy greens, white musk

Sea Salt & Driftwood

"Windows down on a coastal drive, sun-bleached wood, ocean air, and nowhere to be."

Top Lemon zest, ocean breeze
Heart Lavender, cyclamen, sea salt
Base Driftwood, white amber

Japanese Honeysuckle

"Walking past the neighbour's fence in January when their garden's in full bloom, sweet and intoxicating."

Top Green leaves, citrus blossom
Heart Honeysuckle, jasmine
Base Soft musk, powdery woods

Kakadu Plum

"Tropical fruit stand in the middle of summer, juicy, bright, and completely addictive."

Top Passion fruit, fresh lime
Heart Guava, melon, plum
Base Coconut, tonka bean

Strawberries & Cream

"Pavlova at Christmas lunch, ripe berries, thick cream, and someone asking for seconds."

Top Ripe strawberry, red berries
Heart Vanilla cream, sugar
Base Tonka bean, warm musk

Amalfi Coast

"Linen shirt, Aperol in hand, and a view that makes you forget what day it is."

Top Fresh lime, wild freesia
Heart Lavender, ocean air
Base Driftwood, sea minerals

Coconut Cream

"First day of holidays, sunscreen, smoothie bowls, and absolutely nothing on the calendar."

Top Fresh coconut, tropical breeze
Heart Whipped cream, vanilla
Base Coconut milk, soft sandalwood

Shipping:

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  • FREE EXPRESS: over $100.

Dispatched via Australia Post.

Dimensions:

Height: 90mm

Width: 70mm

Jar Capacity: 250ml, 200g Soy Wax. (33hrs)

Production Time

All orders are processed and shipped out within 1-2 business days.

Overall rating: 4.8545456 / 5 from 55 reviews.

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Reviews

Exactly what I needed

"Sent this as a gift to a friend who needed a smile - she reports that the scent is lovely!"

— Lynne C. (5/5)

Absolutely Fabulous

"I ordered this as a gift for my friend. He absolutely loves it."

— Sue K. (5/5)

"great personalised gift. Lovely candle. Quick delivery."

— Lydia (5/5)

"Super quick delivery. Candles are divine. Can’t wait to gift them to my friends"

— Mandy (5/5)

"Lovely candle. Quick delivery"

— Lydia (5/5)

"Loved the candle, personalisation and speed of delivery but very disappointed in the customised gift message note. I also had to buy a new box for gifting as the box it came in was covered in postal stickers."

— Liz (4/5)

"My friend loved it"

— Tania (5/5)

Last Fuck candles

"Good experience, quick delivery"

— Kim E. (5/5)

Funny birthday present

"A great 50th birthday present for my sister in law"

— Kim M. (5/5)

Last f***k candle

"I bought this for a friend who was retiring and gave it to her on her last day. She loved it"

— Pauline B. (5/5)

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Why You’ll Love It

Made Personal, Not Generic

Add a name, message, inside joke, or special memory to create a candle that feels like it was made just for them.

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Smells As Good As It Looks

Hand-poured with premium fragrance oils and a soy wax blend designed to fill the room with a warm, delicious scent.

Handmade & Gift-Ready

Made in Brisbane in small batches, with a free gift note available so it can be sent straight to their door.

★★★★★

Candles with attitude.

Funny. Personal. A bit unhinged.
5.0

"Yum yum YUM!!"
5.0

"Smells like my Friday night justification."

Not your average candle gift

The gift that says what greeting cards can't

Hand-poured soy candles with labels that do the talking, for the people who already have everything except a sense of restraint.

  • Makes them laugh

    A candle with a label they'll actually screenshot.

  • Starts conversations

    Funny, cheeky, personal, and impossible to ignore.

  • Thoughtful, not generic

    Birthdays, besties, housewarmings, breakups, mums, coworkers, and "just because".

  • Premium on the shelf

    Funny enough to gift, pretty enough to keep out.

  • Hand-poured in Brisbane

    Soy wax blend, crackling wooden wick, and dessert-inspired scents.

  • For the hard-to-buy-for

    Because boring gifts are officially cancelled.

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