I'd shank a bitch for you right in the kidney | Gifting Candle
I'd shank a bitch for you right in the kidney | Gifting Candle
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Say hello our funny 'I'd shank a bitch for you right in the kidney' soy candle. A funny gift idea for the bestfriend in your life.
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- Scent description in product pictures.
- 200g | 33hr Burn Time
- Crackling Wooden Wick
- Hand poured in Small Batches
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WARNING: Do not leave candle unattended for long periods of time. Although this candle smells amazing, please do not ingest.
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Dispatched via Australia Post.
Dimensions:
Dimensions:
Height: 90mm
Width: 70mm
Jar Capacity: 250ml, 200g Soy Wax. (33hrs)
Production Time
Production Time
All orders are processed and shipped out within 1-2 business days.

Why You’ll Love It
Customisable & One-of-a-Kind
Make it your own, a special memory, inside joke, name or celebration. The possibilities are endless.
Deliciously Strong Scents
Hand-poured eco-friendly soy wax with premium fragrances that actually fill a room. Quality, thick amber jars.
Handmade in Australia
No mass production, just pure candle magic using the highest quality ingredients we can.
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