You're my favorite bitch | Gifting Candle
You're my favorite bitch | Gifting Candle
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Say hello our funny 'You're my favourite bitch to bitch about bitches with' soy candle. A funny gift idea for the bestfriend in your life.
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- Scent description in product pictures.
- 200g | 33hr Burn Time
- Crackling Wooden Wick
- Hand poured in Small Batches
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WARNING: Do not leave candle unattended for long periods of time. Although this candle smells amazing, please do not ingest.
Our Scents
Our Scents
Not sure which scent? Here's what you're in for.
Tahitian Vanilla
"Rich, exotic vanilla with a hint of coconut, like a warm island evening that lingers on your skin."
Lemongrass & Sage
"Sunday morning herbs on the windowsill after the rain, bright, earthy, and completely calm."
Sea Salt & Driftwood
"Windows down on a coastal drive, sun-bleached wood, ocean air, and nowhere to be."
Japanese Honeysuckle
"Walking past the neighbour's fence in January when their garden's in full bloom, sweet and intoxicating."
Kakadu Plum
"Tropical fruit stand in the middle of summer, juicy, bright, and completely addictive."
Strawberries & Cream
"Pavlova at Christmas lunch, ripe berries, thick cream, and someone asking for seconds."
Amalfi Coast
"Linen shirt, Aperol in hand, and a view that makes you forget what day it is."
Coconut Cream
"First day of holidays, sunscreen, smoothie bowls, and absolutely nothing on the calendar."
Shipping:
Shipping:
- FREE Shipping: over $80.
- FREE EXPRESS: over $100.
Dispatched via Australia Post.
Dimensions:
Dimensions:
Height: 90mm
Width: 70mm
Jar Capacity: 250ml, 200g Soy Wax. (33hrs)
Production Time
Production Time
All orders are processed and shipped out within 1-2 business days.

You're my favorite bitch | Gifting Candle
$29.99
Why You’ll Love It
Made Personal, Not Generic
Add a name, message, inside joke, or special memory to create a candle that feels like it was made just for them.
Smells As Good As It Looks
Hand-poured with premium fragrance oils and a soy wax blend designed to fill the room with a warm, delicious scent.
Handmade & Gift-Ready
Made in Brisbane in small batches, with a free gift note available so it can be sent straight to their door.
★★★★★
Candles with attitude.
Funny. Personal. A bit unhinged.
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