
Scents That Feel Like Memories
Bring comfort, joy, and a touch of humor into your home.
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Personalised 'Last F##K' | Funny Soy Candle
4.8 / 5.0
(31) 31 total reviews
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Personalised Taylor Swift | Gifting Candle
4.9 / 5.0
(20) 20 total reviews
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Custom Text Candle | Gifting Candle
4.4 / 5.0
(14) 14 total reviews
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You're my favorite bitch | Best Friend Gifting Candle
4.1 / 5.0
(11) 11 total reviews
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Smells Like Custom Text Candle | Gifting Candle
4.4 / 5.0
(7) 7 total reviews
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I'd shank a bitch for you right in the kidney | Best Friend Gifting Candle
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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I hate everyone except us | Gifting Candle
4.6 / 5.0
(9) 9 total reviews
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I'm fine, it's fine, everything is fine | Funny Candle
4.8 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Smells like one of those fucking days | Gifting Candle
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Better to be full of wine then full of shit | Gifting Candle
4.3 / 5.0
(7) 7 total reviews
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Thank you for being my unpaid therapist | Gifting Candle
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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If I had to hide a body | Gifting Candle
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Inhale the good shit | Gifting Candle
5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Custom Name Unpaid Therapist | Gifting Candle
5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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I miss you more | Long Distance Gifting Candle
4.7 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Light When 'Name' Farts | Funny Gifting Candle
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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FAQ's
How long does it take to get my order?
We are fast! Expect next business day dispatch plus shipping time. Most orders arrive within 3-7 business days.
How does the Buy 2, Get 1 Free deal work?
Just add 3 candles to your cart, and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout—no code needed!
You can pick any 3 candles (same or different) and still get the freebie.
Are your candles pet-friendly?
Yes! Our soy wax candles are phthalate-free and pet-safe, so your furry friends can enjoy the good smells too.
How strong are your candle scents?
We don’t do weak candles here! Our soy wax candles are made with high-quality fragrance oils designed to fill a room with scent, not just sit there looking pretty.
Funny Personalised Candles for Every Gift Occasion
Make gifting unforgettable with our funny personalised candles by Lustrous Crystals. Hand-poured with premium soy wax, each candle comes with a custom label so you can add your own witty message — perfect for birthdays, housewarmings, thank-yous, or just because.
These aren’t ordinary candles; they’re thoughtful, hilarious conversation starters that bring warmth, laughter, and personality into any home. Whether you’re celebrating big milestones or small moments, our custom gift candles are the perfect way to show you care (with a cheeky twist).